Grease 

by:Hunter Doerksen 

inspired by: Brown Penny by:

William Butler Yeats

I yawned, 'I am too fat,'
And then, 'I am skinny';
Wherefore I ate a triple quarter ponder
To find out who I might meet.
'Run and eat, go and eat, fat man,
If the fat may jiggle and sway.'
Ah, mommy, sweet mommy, sweet mommy,
I am stuck in the of month of may.

O pizza is the cheesiest thing,
There is nobody wise enough
To see the grease run down my chin,
For he would be thinking of napkins
Till the pizza had been eaten
And the napkins eating the grease.
Ah, mommy, sweet mommy,sweet mommy,
one cannot begin it too soon.